February 2012
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JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
juchepresident:
benevolentbynature replied to your post: on a lighter note we need to talk about why on…
They do in Guatemala, why on earth they do don’t ask. But yea they ride around on motorcycles and mopeds delivering. It’s called a domecilio
THEY HAVE
TACO BELL DELIVERY
IN A COUNTRY THAT IS NOT THE UNITED STATES
THIS IS THE FIRST AND ONLY TIME I WILL BE ABLE TO SAY THIS: GUATEMALA YOU...
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ahsatanseesnatasha:
fondofowls:
“Listen to the mustn’ts, child. Listen to the don’ts. Listen to the shouldn’ts,...”
– Shel Silverstein (via theilluminatedatheist)
Why don't they care about this stuff?
teachthemhowtothink:
My 7-year old picked out a book about our solar system for our bedtime story tonight. (My 22-month old was thrilled with this choice as she loves to say “Jupiter has 63 moons” every time we come to a page with Jupiter on it…though now that I type that I wonder if that is still accurate? This book was published in 1998…. hmmm…)
Anyway, when we got to the pages discussing...
Rick Santorum's Paradoxes
ferretmochalatte:
Rick Santorum does not believe that women should fight in the military because it induces socialism.
Rick Santorum does not believe that the people have the right to govern their own personal lives, but he also believes in a smaller government.
Rick Santorum is against welfare except when it comes to “blah” people.
Rick Santorum voted no on preserving habeus corpus for...
“There are no gods here, no ghosts and spirits in America, there are no angels in...”
– Louis in Angels in America by Tony Kushner (via ithappensalot)
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Watchkathleendid:
Parks and Recreation - Season 2 Wrap Party
Mouse Rat- The Pit featuring Duke Silver
Love me some Duke Silver
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“My favorite thing about acting is being alone and going through the scripts and...”
– Philip Seymour Hoffman on acting (via kales)
Tomorrow's gonna be a hell of a day.
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Times it sucks to be in acting school
When at 3:30 AM you want to practice your English accent for a scene and your roommate and his girlfriend happen to be unfortunately present
Also: I fucking hate them both.
[More to come]
annikafagface:
oh my god my little sister and my mom just got in a fight and my little sister started crying and my mom got in her face and yelled at her and my sister screamed “YOU SPAT ON ME” and picked up her grilled cheese and pulled apart the two pieces of bread and stuck the cheesy part on my mom’s face this just happened in front of my very own eyes adfghgnj;k this is the best day of my...
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peetamellarkscheesebuns:
Atención, yo, attention!
It’s Benny and I’d like to mention
I’m on the microphone this mornin’
HONK YOUR HORN IF YA WANT IT
peetamellarkscheesebuns replied to your post: boredumb replied to your post: For real,…
I mean, if it’s just between you and me.
*Spanish* *Spanish* *Spanish* *Spanish*
… I knoOoO!
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New Sitcom To Feature Blocking Tight End Living... →
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boredumb replied to your post: For real, though,
this is gonna be tomorrow I’m so excited
check one, two, three
what would you do with 96 Gs?
