December 2011
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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“Drama is like gay man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes.”
– Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock
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thisguyknows:
a goofy movie soundtrack
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Sometimes,
I also remember that Leonardo DiCaprio wasn’t at least nominated for Best Actor at the Academy Awards for The Basketball Diaries, and it upsets me greatly.
“When we were shooting Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead, I remember thinking...”
– Philip Seymour Hoffman, on Sidney Lumet (via thallydraper)
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Sometimes,
I remember that Leonardo DiCaprio wasn’t at least nominated for Best Actor at the Academy Awards for Revolutionary Road, and it upsets me greatly.
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Ran across the Revolutionary Road fight scene, and...
vintagequeen126:
Wonderful movie though.
FUUUUUHHHHHCKK YOUUUUU, APRIL!!!!
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this is the perfect picture
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“The birth of the Gritty Reboot. Either due to post-9/11 cynicism or anti-Joel...”
– Cracked.com’s Top 5 Everything of the Decade (via fantasmicorange)
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currently watching One Hour Photo which is making me super tense
ema-lee asked: u OWN that updo gurl
somethingelsecurrently replied to your photo: Temporarily testing out this moustache.
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
thisguyknows replied to your photo: Temporarily testing out this moustache.
you’re missing your denim jeans, jean shirt, jean jacket, and cowboy hat. also, i like it.
thanks man. probably won’t last, but…
boredumb replied to your photo: Temporarily testing out this moustache.
I am living vicariously through you. Your moustache is my moustache.
Yes, this is Zach’s moustache, too.
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fatpug replied to your post: is it just me or is it a little awkward to…
tits a little awkward
is it just me or is it a little awkward to announce ‘it’s complicated’ publicly on Facebook in regards to your relationship
“There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to...”
– Audrey Hepburn (via pass-that)
straight guys: boobs are great
gay guys: boobs are great
straight girls: boobs are great
gay girls: boobs are great