there are always these faggots playing late night chess in my dorm’s student lounge

and they are always so angsty

i just heard one of them go, ‘ugh, you always set up the pieces the worst… ugh’

they get really serious

i remember once there was a group of them that were very loudly hooting and hollering and challenging what they thought were skeevy moves and whining and fucking heckling

like their lives depended on the game of chess

oh my god they have an electronic TURN COUNTER

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